Riding in a bajaji is a cheap way to get an adrenalin rush
Men here know how to move their hips. Damn. But, even if they had hair, they wouldn't know how to flip it.
Running out of laundry soap is like playing with fire
Anything you consider your property is for communal use by anyone who enters your room
It’s hard to differentiate between groping and an attempt at “informal redistribution of wealth”
Salt is necessary with every meal
Sometimes the shower is dirtier than you
I know I'm no Tanzanian, but I've been working on my man shake pretty aggressively. Hopefully my hips will suffice upon your return. If not then them TZ boys still ain't got shit on my hair toss.
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