Monday, March 23, 2009

Things I’ve Learned About Living in Tanzania

Riding in a bajaji is a cheap way to get an adrenalin rush

Men here know how to move their hips. Damn. But, even if they had hair, they wouldn't know how to flip it.

Running out of laundry soap is like playing with fire

Anything you consider your property is for communal use by anyone who enters your room

It’s hard to differentiate between groping and an attempt at “informal redistribution of wealth”

Salt is necessary with every meal

Sometimes the shower is dirtier than you

1 comment:

  1. I know I'm no Tanzanian, but I've been working on my man shake pretty aggressively. Hopefully my hips will suffice upon your return. If not then them TZ boys still ain't got shit on my hair toss.